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Friday, March 30, 2012

Birthday Review!!! Kenner Bounty Hunters Review and Hasbro Comparisons




"Bounty hunters!?  We don't need their scum."   Who would ever think that a 40 second clip from a movie would spawn six such iconic characters? Five of which you never hear from or see (unless you possess a keen eye) again.  This review shall exist to serve as a measureable comparison between the old 1980 kenner figures and the new vintage collection figures of the past few years.  Lets start with a group shot, shown above is the classic group shot, below is the modern collection.  These characters also serve as an absolute measure of difference between how great the original trilogy is and how horrible its subsequent prequels are.  The reviewer Mr. Plinkett said something along the lines of  "how is it that a nothing character like IG-88 so much more interesting qualities than Gloomu Uptoo or Dexter Jexter?"  A valid question.


Close ups are provided as well as cover and cardback art as well to give a full rendition of what both kenner and hasbro did with their figures.
First up, like you had to ask, is Boba Fett:





You can see the great attention to detail they put into both figures.  Boba Fett was an instant sensation since he was revealed as a mailaway "mystery" figure as a kenner promotional long before the Empire Strikes back came out in theaters leaving kids to wonder, "who's this Fett character?" He was originally slated to have a spring loaded rocket firing feature which was pulled in the prototype phase due to concerns over potential injuries.  Some of these prototypes made it out of Kenner's in house production labs and can pull the price tag of 20,000.00 (Jordan Hembrough sold one on Toy Hunters for 17,000 dollars at NY Comic Con) or more depending on the backpack model (known as J or L slot version)  You can see on my reverse shot that his rocket is included it was simply glued in place.  Fett also made his first appearance on the animated portion of the Star Wars holiday special and (as goofy as he looked) pretty much stood out as the only positive thing to come from it.  Boba fett is by far one of the most iconic and favored Star Wars figures in the canon and even by 1978 standards he is a very well painted and detailed figure with detailing on his helmet, armor and wrist guns.   I'm also showing the 1995 Shadows of the Empire version of Fett who was released in two color variations. (I had the Empire version of him)  Not a bad figure but still a bit "meatier" with the Hasbro POTF puffed out chest and bow legged stance...ehhh.



The modern rendition by far outranks the old one with super detailed features, a pistol, holster, wiring for his grappeling and flame cannon, a sawed-off blaster, a removable helmet and rocket pack and a cloth multitextured cape.  They even sculpted in Wookie pelts and a small rubberized but highly detailed targeting reticle.  In my heart I still have a warm place for the vintage guy because I found him and Weequay (my favorite skiff guard)  in the Twin Pod Cloud Car I got at the flea market for dirt cheap and luckily it was the only time I ever saw a vintage Fett for sale out of all the times I returned to the Star Wars sellers.  Memories.



Boba was produced in various stages throughout the modern line.  He was offered through two separate mail-away offers; the first being a reproduction of the rocket firing vintage fett looking like the 1977 model in 2010 and the second being a release of the prototype white armor Fett from Ralph McQuarrie when he was only supposed to be a "super storm trooper" in 2011.  I only got my hands on the prototype Fett, sadly.  Also, he was release on numerous cardbacks with the headings Empire Strikes Back , Return of the Jedi, or the Revenge of the Jedi which was originally realeased at the 2011 SDCC in an 11 pack encased in a huge second death star package but eventually released as a chase set in various retailers.   I also am showing that the Empire and Return/Revenge models had very different paint jobs to show the differences between the two film's depictions of fett.  In Return/Revenge his suit is a lighter blue/grey, his helmet is darker with less paint variation, his rocket pack has way more color on it with burgundy and gold, his wrist guards are now burgundy, his ammo pouches go across his entire waist and his thigh pouches are tan instead of gray.  Totally worth getting and, in all reality, I think the Return of the Jedi version is the one we all remember more commonly.




Moving down the line, (finally) we go into Bossk.  Another cool character who got a lot more attention paid to him in recent years through the Clone Wars cartoon.  Besides a bit of an alien grunt he makes at then Captain Piett there's not much more to him in the film.  His race is Sauren and he was known to work with various hunters, Boba Fett being one of them.  If you keep your eyes peeled you can see him on Jabba's Sail Barge.  There are shots you can see at  skiff guards . com.  Anyway, Let's take a look at the figure.


I have him next to a Zuckuss (misnamed, we'll get that next) cardback...  You can see what I mean about these characters, as awesome as they became, being pretty much afterthoughts being that the production photos chosen from the figures even look like they were dug up.  Even the group shots for pre-production don't have all 6 bounty hunters together.  I remember thinking how cool it was when I finally got to see him in somewhat action in the Dark Forces PC game, even though you had to fight dozens of him.


  You can see that the retooled version is definitely better produced with an actual flight harness a moveable collar piece, super detailed painting including the face, the leg grenades, his gun, patches; he's just an awesome figure.  He looks way more menacing too the way he did in the film instead of the older one who just kinda looks a little dopey.  (don't get me wrong, I love all of the simple charm about the old figures. But really look at those faces and tell me which one's better?)  Also Bossk was released alongside a Snowtrooper and IG-88 in a great Imperial Three pack Target exclusive for 17.00.  Great price for three modern figs.


Next we have a dual set of misnamed bounty hunters 4-LOM and Zuckuss.  This is a case of mistaken identity which still carries on today because of Kenner putting the reverse names on the cardbacks. 4-LOM really is the silver metal robot with the 4 long alphanumeric droid code standing for For Love of Money (which I hated in his back story...bit cheesy for me) and Zuckuss was an insectoid cloaked bounty hunter.  I always thought they were related even as a kid because of their such similar heads and apparently they are a team who work together on jobs and even have a double agent story about working with the rebellion.  Zuckuss' (4-LOM's) cardback is above with Bossk's lets look at 4-LOM's (Zuckuss').
Always thought the 4-LOM pic was cool and he was the only bounty hunter I never had as a kid.  Although my friend Tim gave me his plastic chest piece in second grade along with an Imperial Royal Guard, a Tusken Raider and an AT AT drive... Score. haha.


The misnomer went as far as even to have them released again on the incorrect cards as a Bounty Hunters exclusive with modern sculpts with vintage paint jobs.  Cool two pack and revisit into action figure history.

Lets look at the two sets of figures:



4-Lom really doesn't have all that much different besides the improved paint on his head, his rusting effect and his little red chest insignia.  I liked how they made him look more droid like in articluation but the old 4-Lom was a good figure in my eyes, like an angry C-3PO.  I liked how clean he was and he was a very stiff jointed figure for a flea market purchase.  The only thing I didn't like about him was his rudolph red nose.  Whatever that was about, I have no idea.  Not pictured is his weapon which is one of the biggest guns you got for a Kenner vintage figure, it was really fat though and not at all like the really cool rifle the modern LOM gets.  I love the fact that you can prop him on his gun with the new figure as well.



Zuckuss is another cool unsung character in my opinion even as a figure.  Generally, he's got a lot going on in both versions and I absolutely love that!  The old one has a full pleather coat with great stitching, a plastic harness to hold it wall together with fine detailing and almost a sawed off shotgun looking blaster.  I remember seeing him in comic stores without any of his accessories as a bare figure for 5.00 and that was just not doing it for me.  I found mine complete on ebay for 3.60 which was an amazing deal and if you ever do buy the old guy with no cape and such, there are sellers who make repro coats for him.   The modern figure is super cool with a similar gun that he can hold across the waist (nice feature) shin guards, a stained dark cloth cape and rubberized plastic chest plate, detatchable air hoses and a separate backpack (not detatchable) for the hoses to plug into.  The head sculpt is a nice touch too but all in all pretty similar to the original however I must say he's really short (I guess to scale?) and has a little trouble standing but comes with a stand. In my opinion, Kenner really nailed the original and amazingly enough Hasbro was able to find ways to improve an already awesome figure.  Bravo.


Onto IG-88.  A pretty badass designed figure, standing menacingly in the background. There are two backstories to him which seem to clash in my mind that Boba Fett destroys his ship (or decoy ship) in Shadows of the Empire but Wookipedia says that IG-88 was secretly leading a droid revolution on the Death Star during the battle of Endor where he was untimately destroyed.  Eh, whatever, this is why, besides Dark Empire I never got into side stories.  I loved the figure and always thought of him as like the T-800's grandpa.  He came with two guns (one of the few kenner figures who got two besides Bespin and Jedi Luke)  and was a super detailed sculpt which was actually reused and just a repaint in the POT2/SOTE 95 line.  Side Note: Looking back it kinda pisses me off how much the POTF2 line seemed to slack by either destroying any mold they tried to do on their own (monkey face leia, sasquatch chewbacca) or just ripping off the Kenner molds.  Also, I remember him being a great boss fight in Shadows of the Empire and him having like a menacing dot matrix printer sound when he walked. Don't know how accurate that is to the canon but it stood out and worked for me.

Lets look at the figure:


Even as a classic, he was a huge figure and I think the tallest along with EV-9D9 but the modern one is even taller.  They did a great job with the Kenner version from the paint, size, shape and sculpt.  The weapons fit firmly in place and they have a neat long rifle for him and a stormtrooper blaster as his secondary weapon.  He straight up looks like a killing machine which is what his purpose is. 
The new Hasbro model is great too (although very delicate)  He has amazing detail in the tubing and wirings interconnecting his joints, he has a nice rifle mold, a double articulated head and a long vibro blade with holster on his back for that and an addition one for his smaller imperial model rifle.  The weapons also have grooves in the handles to fit nicely into his now bendable and rotatable arms. Great figure that I got as a three pack for 7 dollars with Zuckuss and Bossk with free shipping, holy cow!


Last and least is my least favorite.  It is Dengar who I never cared for... poor Dengar.  Our final bandaged bounty hunter and shortest tall figure released.  He's just goofy looking and one of those figures you get to simply complete your set. I got my old one in a mass buy with a collectors case and my new one came in a three back with the AT-AT driver and Imperial naval officer so you can see how much I went out to get him.  I'm sorry for not being objective but he just doesn't do anything for me.  Let's take a look.





Notice they did make him taller for his modern figure.  As crappy as I think the old one is, (he didn't even get a unique rifle but a repacked Snowtrooper rifle) the modern does show some major improvements.  His paint is nice, he has a removeable backpack, extra blaster, a great long rifle and removeable... cod piece?  Okay...  Even the newer expression is great and looks like at least a bad guy whereas the older version just has kind of a dopey blank face on him.   I guess if you read his back story he is supposed to be expressionless since he cannot feel emotion but whatever.  The Kenner version's backback was stuck to him always making him tough to stand, he head seemed too small and his paint was boring... God, I'm sorry for hating so bad on him but I can say the silver lining is that his newer counterpart was a very pleasant surprise when I got him in the three pack.  Nice work Hasbro! Also, he too resurfaced in Return of the Jedi lurking around in Jabba's palace.




Friday, March 23, 2012

G.I. Joe - Vintage Cobra Night Raven S3P Fighter Jet Review


 
Now let's move into G.I. Joe territory.  Besides Star Wars, G.I. Joe is my other major collection and actually the one I'm centrally focusing on now.  This is on top of the fact that as far as vintage Star Wars goes, I have mostly all of the figures except two thirds of the '85 Power of the Force line which means about 10 or so fifty to one hundred dollar figures left to complete the set.... yikes.  Anyway, Joes were my next most beloved toy line to play with as a kid, starting when my uncle gave me a box full of loose series 2 and 3 figures with all the fixings (even cardbacks) when I was 6 or so and a lot of them are still on my collection shelf today.  Yep, the same uncle who gave me the Star Wars guys.  Honestly, I wouldn't be a collector without his direct influence.  Anyway, Joes were always a crowd pleaser with me and, to some extent, I liked them more than Star Wars guys.  Possibly because they were still obtainable in retail stores.  This series lasted so long and is still popular today despite the rough patches. (cough, rise of cobra)  I for one never stopped thinking they were one of the all-time greats.   The reason being because of the high production quality, the amazing designs and concepts as well as the overall creativity and durability of the products.  This item for review is one of such examples.  It is Hasbro's G.I. Joe Cobra Night Raven S3P fighter jet which debuted for retail in 1986.   This is what many fans consider one of the medium "holy grail" pieces, along the likes of the Terrordrome launch base, the Tomahawk, the Rattler bomber or the Killer WHALE hovercraft.  It is a stunning iconic piece that no true G.I. Joe collection is complete without.  It is truly one of my all time favs.


Check out this awesome box art and packaging  Can you believe this originally retailed at 17.99???

One of the more ridiculous G.I. Joe Commercials. I can't imagine a kid not flipping out when seeing this.

 

 
It is roughly modeled after the Lockheed SR-71 Blackbird Jet and it really does a great job capturing the sleek design from nose to tail.  This piece is loaded with features all colored in a great Cobra-esque Black and Orange with red transparent plastic for the windows on the cockpits.  Decal-wise, It's fairly limited.  I got mine used but after comparing the sticker pics with those of completed originals and complete repro sheets, it seems like I'm not missing many.  There are a ton of movable and removable parts such as a screened rear gun that deploys, two removable missile pods along with a drop down missile deployment holder with 6 silver/grey missiles in total.  It has a drop down (interesting choice) two man cockpit for pilot and co-pilot as well as a detachable one manned flight (or escape) drone nestled on the central rear of the jet.  It also has two unhindging engine covers and two removable tail fins.  Size-wise it's a beast measuring just under 3 feet from front to back.
 
 
 
Escape Flight Drone and seating position.  Kind of strange how the pilot is seated on his stomach.  I've tried every way to get him seated and this is the only way he fits.
 

 
 The extra touches like the missile racks and opening engine covers (Joe vehicles always added this mechanical feature to their vehicles from the biggies to the little one man stuff)  These things are what I consider the hallmark of golden age 80's action figure lines.  Look even further down to see the drop down two man cockpit and the detail in the screen covering the rear attack twin cannon.
 


 

Also included with this vehicle was one of the coolest looking Cobra troopers around; The Strato Viper.  He is very well made in dark grey, black and red with silver accents. He has a really good sculpt interpretation of the cartoon and comic illustrations although the figure has a painted neck which should be uncovered flesh in the source material.  (I prefer the black neck on the figure, personally) He also has nice paint detailing like his chest pistol, arm insignia and buttons and buckles on his flight suit. [taken from yojoe.com - In 1989, the Strato-Viper was available mail-order from Hasbro Direct as part of the "Special Missions Drivers" set with Ace, Thunder, Lampreys, Keel-Haul, and Motor-Viper. In 1991 and 1992, Strato-Viper was available from Hasbro Direct as part of the "Cobra Patrol Unit" with Motor-Viper and a FANG helicopter.] Seriously, I remember seeing this in the little Joe Booklet for x amount of flag points and just passing it over along with collection gems like reissues of the Killer W.H.A.L.E., checkpoint alpha, machine gun nest, night landing and so on.  What was I thinking?  We'll be seeing Motor Viper when my replacement flags show up for my Cobra S.T.U.N. vehicle.  Soon enough....

 


 
Here, I have him next to his 2008 counterpart that was offered in proper paint styling in the 25th anniversary "Defense of Cobra Island" 8 pack.  Note the flesh toned neck and actual pistol however they did not make his chest pistol removable from the holster as they did with almost all 25th figures.  (Btw, Cobra Island was an amazing set with a lot of sought after Cobra remakes including Alley Viper, Range Viper, Lamprey and Night Creeper...maybe a classics to modern review will be in the future for that one)  Other modern figures were made with different paint variations such as the one included with the 25th Cobra C.L.A.W. pack (same as above), the rocket jet pack (red red black) or with the Rise of Cobra Night Raven (black blue silver) repack. Note: All modern repacks are now called "Air-Vipers" or "Air-Viper Commandos" instead of Strato-Vipers. 


Sunday, March 18, 2012

Kenner's Return of the Jedi Speeder Bike Vehicle


What better way to start out my reviews than to begin with my first case of a “toy that got away. ”  In my intro post, I talked briefly about the thrill I had at 6 years old finding a Speeder Bike on the shelf at Wed Friedman’s Dept Store in Scranton.  It was on clearance and the only remnant of Star Wars stuff left considering the line was discontinued since I was 3.  By this point, I was fairly obsessed with the Star Wars trilogy, most particularly Return of the Jedi,  the parts particularly with the Sarlaac Pit and the Speeder Bikes blew my young mind.  I loved the way the speeders and the skiffs moved and flew so realistically and the sounds they made.  The sleek designs were so neat and everything from the TIE interceptors to the Shuttles were cool as hell.  From then on, I couldn’t walk through the woods without immediately thinking, “Endor.”

                                                        The original Kenner Box Art
                                         (Damn you "action figures sold separately"!)

So anyway, I begged my dad for the speeder, he bought it and I was totally in love with it.  I loved the picture on the box, the instruction illustrations and the little booklet that came with it.  I can remember studying the pictures of those toys I’d never be able to see in stores and the awesome picture of the Emperor’s throne room on the cover.  I remember thinking how cool the dioramas were in the later pages and how neat the Y-Wing and Ewok Village Playset looked.  I think I even wrote to Kenner to find out if they would send me any stuff, sadly to no avail.  The only and obvious problem of buying  a sole vehicle from a discontinued toy line was “now what?”  I couldn’t get any figures, I didn’t even know where I’d be able to see figures to put next to the bike. 

                                                   My recreation of said above box art

I then went to my grandad’s house to see my uncle Brian who was and still is a Star Wars fanatic.  He was impressed with my find and low and behold, he had the entire set of Kenner figures and then some.  Out came my first Star Wars guy for free to go with my Speeder!  Granted, it was a Stormtrooper and not a Scout but I couldn’t care less.  I played the hell out  with this toy until a week later when I had it outside at the same house and somehow it went “missing” when I had to go inside to eat.    I was so bummed out but my uncle ended up giving me a ton more guys, 4 more stormtroopers, a rebel hoth trooper, a tie fighter pilot, an imperial commander, FX-7, an R2-D2, general madine, nein numb, an AT-ST pilot and Barada!  All of which I still have (cept the stormies)  I now had my first bunch of figures to play with and I was now an official Star Wars collector at 6 years old!

                                                                            Face off!

So let’s get down to this piece, it just emanates classic Star Wars feel.  It’s a cool looking toy but is a bit delicate.  The one I kitbashed together from spare parts barely stays together and is exclusively a show piece.  The sculpt is really a one of quality, from the tubing on the underbelly, the little painted buttons on the control panel, the exhaust fans, the bolts on the flaps.  Every inch is utilized in full attention and detail.  The color pretty right on as well, they remade this vehicle for the POTF line in 1996 and they used the exact same sculpt but just updated the paint proving that if the design wasn't broke, why fix it?  The sticker feature they added was nice but the color I found was a bit too dark as pictued below.  Anyway, I'd love to see a remake for the modern vintage collection which I'm sure we'll see when Return of the Jedi 3d comes out.


                                              Exact same bike, different color scheme.

Back to the vintage speeder.  It had a “destructibility feature” added onto it where you pushed the little pack on the rear and it blew into three pieces.  This was a fitting feature considering what death traps these things were in the movies. In addition, for such a small vehicle, it had a  bunch of moving parts; adjustable handle bars, a moveable little blaster on the undercarriage and moving foot pedals.  It also had a neat feature where the thruster flaps raised as the pedals were lifted like in the movie.  A cool little detail which they really didn’t have to do however the flaps are notoriously easily lost pieces and are often found missing or broken as they had really tiny delicate set of twin hook tabs which secured the flaps to the fuselage of the bike.  Mine are in decent shape but they tend to fall off even without any damage to either flap. 

                                       Detail of Thruster flaps and the "explosion" trigger pack

My only issue is the lack of articulation with the general kenner figures from the vintage line.    Because of this, they tend to sit very awkwardly atop their bikes (as shown in the above pic)  and fall off even with the handle grips and spring-held crotch bar to keep them in place.   They tried to fix this with the POTF model but limits in articulation made the driver stuck in perpectual bow-legged croutch mode.  That along with his puffed out, "he-man" chest made for a ridiculous rendition.   Overall, it’s a great piece that is a great add on to any collection but the playability factor tends to suffer due to its delicate construction.

                                Comparison between the Vintage and Modern Imperial Biker Scouts
                                                (The Bow-legged POTF scout is missing from this shot)
                    Although the modern is a superiorly made and detailed figure, the 1983 version
                                      holds  his own...gotta love the modern's boot holster though.

Saturday, March 17, 2012

Finally starting my TOY BLOG!!!

I have been putting this off for wayyyy to long but finally I’m putting my toy blog together.  

                                                                  My desk on a good day

Since I could remember, action figures have been a mainstay of my life.  There are more memories than I can count to moments from my life bracketed in with a specific action figure like when I got my Peanut's Gang Pinball machine on my third birthday or the day I beat Contra on my NES and finding my bag of lost G1 transformers I got when I was 3 and having the time of my life or  finding a boxed speeder bike long after the Star Wars line was discontinued on the shelf at Wes Friedman’s Dept Store (and sadly losing it at my grandfather’s house later that week).  I remember how psyched I was when my uncle let me borrow his Kenner AT-ST to make my Star Wars Battle of Endor Movie with my dad after we got home from Easter Sunday dinner, the ozone and gunpowder smell of the caps from the Robocop Figure’s weapons, playing Lazertag, and my dad going to Hills with me on a day when I was home sick from school and getting me the GI JOE Thunderclap on sale for 12 bucks  while he bought Warren Moon and Bo Jackson's Starting lineup figures.  So many of my days had action figures running the show.

                                             My collection in October 2011


Man, even different Easter Sunday memories have had so many great toy memories because it was always close to my birthday like getting a Shipwreck Island lego set in my basket or among some other things, A POTF Landspeeder.  I remember so many Christmas mornings, and yard sale finds, and the score of 50 classic star wars figures that I still  have today for 20 bucks at the Circle Drive in Flea Fair or (better yet) Buying a Cloud Car for 5 bucks and having a Weequay and Boba Fett included inside.  I remember what other kids got for their birthday’s like the GI Joe Avalanche and Condor, The Ninja Turtles Technodrome, the WWF wrestling Ring, or or toys from friends older brother's collections like Supernaturals, A D&D, Karate Kid or having a friend pull out two bins of Series 1,2 and 3 Gi Joe Vehicles and saying “take whatever you want.”  ( I took a H.I.S.S. Tank, a Cobra A.S.P. and a complete EEL's figure, not a bad haul)

                                My he-man guys that a lucky person has now

So many toys and figures I had all possessed stories behind them.   No matter where you went as a kid growing up in the 80’s, you were sure to find toys everywhere.   So many lines to choose from.  Highlights I specifically remember were not only the biggies like GI Joe, Transformers, Star Wars, Ninja Turtles and the like, but I remember so many others like the LJN Wrestlers,  Battle Beasts, Crash Test Dummies, Monster in my Pocket, Moblins, My Pet Monster, Masters of the Universe, Rock Lords, Go-Bots, My Little Pony, She-Ra, Supernaturals, Thundercats, Strawberry Shortcake, Biker Mice From Mars, Street Sharks, Exo-Squad, Smurfs, Sylvania Familes, Robotech, GEM, Rainbow Bright, Pee-Wee’s Playhouse, Care Bears, Silverhawks, Sky Commanders, Mad Scientist, Creepy Crawlers, Starting Lineup, M.U.S.C.L.E. men, Beetlejuice, Ghostbusters (both real and filmation) COPS, Robocop, MegaForce, Inhumanoids, Willow, Fisher Price Little People, Weebles, Micro Machines, Captain Power, MASK, Visionaries, Voltron, Food Fighters, Dick Tracy…These are just one’s I can remember that either I or kids I knew or relatives  had.   Don't forget the cavalcade of McDonald's promo toys or even the special finds in cereal boxes.  My favorite being the Wacky Wall Walker I got in my Corn Pops. 
                                                My old M.A.S.K. collection
                                                   


So, what is the point of this blog?  Pretty much to relive these memories, rekindle the memories and nostalgia among some of my readers and do some fairly comprehensive musings on some of these great toy lines.  Since I moved into a bigger living space with my wife, I finally scored what I never ever had.  A toy room!  So for the first time, I can display some of my favorite collectable pieces, expand on some of the lines I never had room for even as a kid and store the stuff I plan on selling.  I just popped my ebay cherry in August and have since sold multitudes of various toy and action figure lines, making much needed money for bills and to expand my growing collection.  It really has been an eye-opening experience to see not only what things cost and what great deals I could get but also what some people are willing to pay for things like a part off of a broken vehicle or a lunchbox or an antennae accessory!  All I can say is, buy things complete because buying stuff and “finding the parts later” will end up costing you dearly.
    Various Vintage Collection, Kenners, Micro Machine, Lego, Willow and Battle Beasts

Over time, I also plan to highlight some of my friend’s toy collections as well.  I really want to stoke the interests or rekindle the fires of how great some of these collections are.  I’ve read and heard so many times that “they’ll never make another one like this.” ahem...Terrordrome, U.S.S. Flagg, Snake Mountain, Death Star Playset (them again, if anyone hasn't seen the New Ninja Turtles Sewer Playset coming later this year, find that picture, it's mindblowing) The more I see, the more I believe that fact so I feel it’s up to collector’s to keep these remembrances alive to show how great this toy renaissance really was and still is.  I want to do some toy reviews of my weekly finds, do some comparisons between the old and new versions of figures and do a few feature pieces on some of the items I have had and since sold or just rehash some toy memories from growing up.  Anyway, That’s my intro post for this new direction my blog is going, I will probably still have a political or video game post every couple months but it’s just not doing it for me anymore. 

Monday, August 1, 2011

I don't suffer fools very well...

 

 
This was a response on the Scranton Times Comments page to some asshole named Nitross who was bitching and crying that it wasn't fair that any time he and his teabagger buddies still tried to complain about Obama and the debt ceiling, (even though they got every god-damned thing they wanted with crippling aid cuts, a momentary debt increase and no new taxes or even a single loophole closure!) Bush and all the problems he created should somehow be off the table as if when a new president is elected, the past administration just simply should be expunged from our collective memories. If only that were true...
Here’s a bit of what he said:

Nitross: "Exactly! His [Obama's] addiction to spending is out of control. I don't know how they can justify that chart other than to say most of Obama's debt is somehow Bush's fault. When Obama took office, our deficit was around $10.5 trillion." {Which apparently was totally fine} Today, we are well on our way to $15 trillion by the end of the year, and close to $16 trillion when his first term is over {even though the president has nothing to do with the instituting of federal spending or taxes}

(does this guy Nitross have any idea what the interest on 10.5 trillion is complied on top of 500 billion in additional defense and war costs all while we are seeing the biggest cutbacks in state and federal spending in history???) And then he goes on to say:

"Humm...what Bush did to our economy? Really? So I guess 9/11 had...NOTHING...to do with the slowing of the economy, or that fact we needed to get UBL? Talk about short memories...the fact people forget Bush was in the Oval Office less than one year before 9/11 was tossed on his lap. Short memories indeed! "

                                   This was paid for by the "good debt ceiling"

This is what I said in response...
Me: "So 9/11 was "Tossed in his lap" after he was warned by the CIA, the FBI, the Counterterrorism task force, Richard Clark, Interpol and German Intelligence and a security briefing that was titled "Bin Laden determined to attack within the U.S." a week before the attacks occurred. 9/11 hurt the economy how exactly? People got understandably depressed and upset after the attack and Bush told us to shop and go on vacation. It made for extremely good fiscal years for the guys at Bradley, Lockheed, Honeywell, Halliburton, Blackwater and the like. Energy, Credit, Banks, Housing, Lenders...they all were doing great and would have continued to do so if they didn't actively self-destruct on account of their own mindless greed (and lack of oversight and regulation promoted by the GOP).


                                The only "homeland security" we need right there.


The party of "small government" was all for expansion of federal powers, even creating a new, inadequate, bloated, federal wing of Homeland Security which could have been done by the guys we already had protecting us domestically like the FBI, Border Patrol and Coast guard. During the last 12 years we've seen the evisceration of constitutional rights and the strong-arming of the sensible and undecideds into doing exactly what the hawks demanded at risk of being called terrorist-sympathizers or god-forbid "flip-floppers!" This was all compiled with the ludicrous idea that this somehow all of this would "pay for itself “as Paul Wolfowitz insisted.

              If you guessed, "A perfectly sane man who deserves his privacy." You're right!

Amazingly enough we unilaterally went into an unrelated sovereign nation under the guess of preemptive war and thus caused a 6 year civil war where both sides hate us and that doesn't raise one congressional eyebrow but the current president sent military aid to a joint task force to assist freedom fighters who asked for our help against a refuted long-time enemy of the U.S. (who was linked to numerous attacks on U.S. targets and civilians) and now he's being called the tyrant? Did I miss something?



                           Hey, old lady, you're costing us trillions, terrorist!!!


The events after 9/11 slowed the economy when the roundtable were given tax-breaks and direct incentives to outsource jobs and defraud the American people to the tune of trillions and all got away scot-free. There's a reason the poor ultra-rich are shouldered with the "tax-burden" they deplore. They have fixed the game so that they are so ridiculously ahead of everyone else that they are the only ones remotely eligible for income tax liability and it sure as hell isn't because "they worked hard for it and thus deserve it while everyone else should freeze and starve."


Where is the justice in the fact that a third of those employed in this country are still below the poverty line? Where’s the justice that the 16,000 richest families have more cumulative wealth than the poorest 160,000,000 families? (Guess which ones get the tax breaks?) If you can name one government ever in world history that didn't need taxes to support itself, let me know. There's also a reason the tea-party loves the original tea-party; they were both made up of wealthy elites who wanted to use slave labor (or pay slave wages) while simultaneously demanding to be exempt from paying for wars and political systems that directly benefited them and they supported. (7 years War/War on Terror - apples to apples)

He sure is...too bad the feds killed him, he woulda made a great congressman.
                            Hmmmm, Might be too moderate though.

The right and corporate America caught wind of Obama’s electoral victory and wanted to get a piece of that grass-roots action and activism, however "grass-roots" is not very associated with anything republican so they used the regular rank and file donors (Koch, Army, Murdoch and the like) to find, unite and fund as many anti-government radicals and frindgers as possible, wrap it in the flag, dress it with ultra-nationalistic buzz words and bring it to mainstream attention. I'm surprised they didn't go with "Patriot Party." This movement is nothing new; there were always crazies under the floorboards. We saw them in Waco, Ruby Ridge, Oklahoma City. Only thing is now they are being brought into the fold by having their very own brand of insane candidates to help them hijack and destroy the government by being elected to it. Under the guise of populism, racism and greed. This happened in history before only these people were called "brown-shirts." The Weimar republic thought they could control them too just as I am suspecting speaker Boehner is thinking, he just better be ready when these "freshmen" show how dangerous they are willing to be."



                                          Wonder who they would vote for?

Keep on drinking that delicious Koolaid!